I was here chilling with my computer and my mom just entered my bedroom with the loud as hell vaccum we have and she just started vaccuming my keyboard and i was like: oh okay.

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Since the past days, i've been dropping reviews on random art posts for fun until i saw the creators reply to my posts.

I swear, don't get mad at me... I MADE THAT BECAUSE I WAS BORED!!

This may even lead to a block or even worser; a report.

This gotta stay clear...

I DO IT FOR FUN!

Now, i'm sorry...

I was listening to some music, and my cat climbed on my desk. I picked her up and i stretched the wire so much that my headphones don't work anymore...

My parents don't want to buy me more headphones because i break them, and they also tell me to buy them with my own money (i'm saving money for something else)...

The only way to get audio on my computer is via headphones (because there are no speakers) and the ONLY pair of headphones i had, stopped working.

From stereo, to mono, to no sound at all.

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yaaaaaaaay

Yes, i know, it's now June.

I've scrolled to the bottom of the page while writing something, and i saw people saying: "Happy pride month" or something like that.

It's only a regular month like, December, August, March and the other 9 ones. IT'S JUST A NORMAL MONTH.

If you are LGBT then don't just say it out loud (because actually nobody cares) in a regular month. IT'S A REGULAR MONTH.

The only special thing about June it's that it's half of the year so, don't make things up or believe it's a month for people that like a different kind of people with dumb names and dumb flags assigned to them.

Also, can we stop making up sexualities for not real/dumb things? I'm straight and i hope i don't get assigned a sexuality for like, i don't know... liking certain videogame? Because that'll be great.

Can we also stop inventing stupid pronouns for each new stupid sexuality we invent? Like, the only pronouns that are real are he/him, she/her and they/them.

I repeat myself.

JUNE IS A NORMAL MONTH!

Stop making things up for a god damn month!

It all started the 23rd of May of 2021. I was taking a bath and i wanted to create a new youtube channel just for commenting in english. Friday Night Funkin' was very popular and a loved game back then, so i put a Selever (a FNF mod character that is now deleted) profile picture and i also came up with the name Rockoff because he (Selever) kinda looks like a rockstar and his pose in my profile pic looks like he's saying "LET'S ROCK OFF!!" and i took the "ROCK OFF" part, lowercased everything after the first R and i put both words toghether to create "Rockoff".

Later, on the 25th of August of that same year, i told someone on a Discord server that i made a Twitter account called @Rockstarrockoff (because @Rockoff was already taken by a random stranger) (also pls follow me now that you're here :3) and i told him to follow me.

On October of that year too (I don't exactly remember the date), my main Twitter account got temporarily banned because i insulted someone, so i created a new account called @Rockoffisback, and it got banned on March of this year, because i was VERY honest and Twitter wants my personal info (birth certificate, driving license...) to make me get my account back.

On September of 2021, i started playing Geometry Dash for the first time after months (first time i played was on February 2021 and i never understood anything), and i created an account with the username "Rockoff". Later i changed it to "EvilLustre" and lastly, i changed it to "DirectionFunky". Guess what? My OG account where i started to improve at the game also got "banned"! (i can't login anymore). I made another account called "FunkyBite" in February of this year, and i changed the username to "ItzAdminPlayz" (the name of my main YouTube channel in spanish).

This was the full story. Hope you enjoyed!

There's a part in my earphones where i bit out the cover and today i was biting the "exposed" part again and all of a sudden the sound changed to mono.

How do i fix this? I don't want to buy any new headsets because i don't want to waste my parents' money and disturb them, and i'm saving money for something else.

Also, when i press the part i bit out in a VEEEERY precise angle and VEEEERY precise strenght with my fingers, the sound changes back to stereo for a few seconds, but then it changes to mono again.

Help :(

I'm just searching for help for my own stupidity and my PC doesn't have any sound speakers, so i have to use my headset to have audio on absolutely everything.

Not so long ago i posted this on DeviantArt.

Yes, i know who she is and i've had a very bad time looking at the Google results for this character.

Her name is Clubette (GOOGLE IT UNDER YOUR OWN RISK).

It all started when i was watching a YouTube video of Geometry Dash's rarest ocurrencies or something, and then the person who uploaded the video showed Clubette and warned the watchers not to Google it. However, i'm so obedient, that a few days after seeing the video, i hopped into Google on my tablet, then searched "Clubette", and since then, my life is ruined.

I couldn't get over the trauma, so a few days ago, i drew this.

Thank you, curiosity.

EDIT: I was traumatized because i felt something beyond curiosity reading an Amino article about Clubette and Rule 34 and... Guess what i did? Of course, i entered the official Rule 34 website and searched for Geometry Dash, and i haven't been the same since then!

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