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Rockoff
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I am an almighty, terrifying goddess.

Posted by Rockoff - August 13th, 2022


Welcome, powerless and pathetic humans. It's your goddess, Rockoff, why am i a goddess? Well, shut up, pathetic mortal. You are nothing compared to me.


Okay, i'm just exaggerating.


I have an extremely powerful gift, wich only a select few number of mortals have. I sleep and there is nothing you, an insignificant human being, can do to awake such a terrifyingly powerful goddess like ME. Doomsday can be happening, but i will still not rise and awake.


But with all this power, a downfall was needed.


The goddess Rockoff, wich can sleep until the sun rises to certain height in the sky, gets defeated by:

HUNGER AND THIRST.

Not a natural disaster, nor doomsday can wake up such powerful human being. Only her own body.


Comments

Interesting.Thanks for sharing about yourself,goddess!

Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

Matthew 4:10