I have to say it... Sorry if you're eating...

This afternoon, before lunch time, I had to poop so logically, I went to the bathroom.

Since I haven't had pooped in days, I was getting very annoyed by my butt constantly holding back the turd from being free, so I decided to finally go.

I couldn't take long on the bathroom because my food would get cold otherwise.

After opening the gates of hell, I told my parents that I'd flush the toilet after eating, so that's what I tried doing.

However, I was very entertained in my room, browsing apps around my phone... And then I remembered that I had to flush away the awful monster that has been building up for the past week inside my guts after being finally freed, so I just went to the bathroom without knowing I had triggered the beast that came with the turd...

At first, I did what a normal person would, press the flush button, of course, but that didn't seem to work, so I had to try the worst ever method -that I thought would work- in existence...

That's right! I picked up the toilet brush and I started to smash my turd with it!

That was the moment I unleashed the beast.

After doing that, I felt like it will finally be gone if I pressed the flush button but that just made everything worse than it was at the moment...

I turned my toilet into a giant cup full of chocolate milkshake! (with the lumps included!)

At that brief moment, I questioned all of my decisions and I also thought I summoned something out of a folklore tale, and I wasn't even prepared for the fight! My equipment was just; a dirty toilet brush, thick winter socks and lilac winter pajamas.

After all of that, I decided to flush again and then never open the toilet lid again. When I did so, I called for assistance (for the second phase, y'know...) And my mom came to the bathroom quite annoyed, and when she opened the toilet lid again... BOOM! The monster was suddenly gone! We won this battle! And when I saw that, she looked at me, mildly annoyed and she said I had to clean up the bathroom because it was actually full of crap everywhere... Literally...