Look at this thing i repainted

hahaha it's TRASH

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (screams in lowercase) if you ever see a comment from me on an NSFW post and the comment is from april - june 2022, dont do anything, like, dont even read it, and if you read it, get mad in real life, keep it to yourself and dont react, im tired of these stupid notifications

pleaseplease dont get mad its sarcasm but pls stop reacting to these coments

unexist me

So me and my family went to pick up two people in Madrid and we invited them to Burger King. After like an hour of searching, we finally found one and we are waiting for the food to arrive at our table.

While my parents were ordering the food, I saw a girl that had lipstick all over her face or something like that and she was running everywhere. I swear, she looks 15 or something and she's literally acting like a toddler. Then, she entered the play zone and her "gang" appeared. It was another girl and a guy. All acting like toddlers.

All in Extremadura.

Extremadura = Ohio from Spain

Right leg

Left leg

Best part is that they don't hurt at all!

I'm not really sure how I managed to bruise my right leg so badly, but I'm pretty sure I did that while crawling on the bunk bed when it didn't have a mattress still. I will tell you more about the bunk bed later.

my last activity around here was on december 2022, w o w

I have to say it... Sorry if you're eating...

This afternoon, before lunch time, I had to poop so logically, I went to the bathroom.

Since I haven't had pooped in days, I was getting very annoyed by my butt constantly holding back the turd from being free, so I decided to finally go.

I couldn't take long on the bathroom because my food would get cold otherwise.

After opening the gates of hell, I told my parents that I'd flush the toilet after eating, so that's what I tried doing.

However, I was very entertained in my room, browsing apps around my phone... And then I remembered that I had to flush away the awful monster that has been building up for the past week inside my guts after being finally freed, so I just went to the bathroom without knowing I had triggered the beast that came with the turd...

At first, I did what a normal person would, press the flush button, of course, but that didn't seem to work, so I had to try the worst ever method -that I thought would work- in existence...

That's right! I picked up the toilet brush and I started to smash my turd with it!

That was the moment I unleashed the beast.

After doing that, I felt like it will finally be gone if I pressed the flush button but that just made everything worse than it was at the moment...

I turned my toilet into a giant cup full of chocolate milkshake! (with the lumps included!)

At that brief moment, I questioned all of my decisions and I also thought I summoned something out of a folklore tale, and I wasn't even prepared for the fight! My equipment was just; a dirty toilet brush, thick winter socks and lilac winter pajamas.

After all of that, I decided to flush again and then never open the toilet lid again. When I did so, I called for assistance (for the second phase, y'know...) And my mom came to the bathroom quite annoyed, and when she opened the toilet lid again... BOOM! The monster was suddenly gone! We won this battle! And when I saw that, she looked at me, mildly annoyed and she said I had to clean up the bathroom because it was actually full of crap everywhere... Literally...

Remember like a year ago (probably not but idc) when I posted a pic of my only cat? Well, now I got two of them!

So, this month, after I came from school, I saw a kitten on my parents' bed and I thought that was Kira, the OG. But then I realized something was kinda off...

It looked tiny, its fur was brighter, its face looked different and its eye color was orange.

I asked "why does Kira look so weird today?" And when I walked out of the room, I saw Kira.

I was stunned to see two cats at home, and because my mom likes Greek mythology, I decided to name this new cat Hercules (also because of his strangely big feet).

Since he was a small kitten, I didn't think that name would suit well for a baby boy, so I changed his name to Lucas for about half an hour, and because I have the trend of naming cats Russian/Japanese names, I asked my mom for a short, easy and traditionally Russian name for this new kitten, and she suggested Nikita. We liked it, so we left him as Nikita.

Here are 2 pics of my cats!

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I'm not sure, but I'm gonna tell why I feel like I have dementia.

I'm not paying much attention at school.

I feel sleepy most of the time.

I'm slowly forgetting to speak English.

My eyes are unfocusing on farther objects.

I'm doing things slowly.

I take a lot of time processing information.

Do I have it?

The title just describes this story. Besides me being able to draw very well for my age, sleep how much time I want and not scream in rollercoasters, I can also cry on command.

Sometimes, when I create fake scenarios (normally with videogame characters (?)), I sometimes make sad scenes like, someone getting VERY sick, someone dies or those things, I can actually make my voice crack a little, make a convincent frown, make my throat feel tight (like when you're about to cry), inhale quickly and repeatedly after you take a short break from crying and make my eyes more wet than normal.

My skills are very impressive, and some are even funny (like this one) so you can hire me as your voice actress and let me talk in sad scenes (lol)!