unexist me

So me and my family went to pick up two people in Madrid and we invited them to Burger King. After like an hour of searching, we finally found one and we are waiting for the food to arrive at our table.

While my parents were ordering the food, I saw a girl that had lipstick all over her face or something like that and she was running everywhere. I swear, she looks 15 or something and she's literally acting like a toddler. Then, she entered the play zone and her "gang" appeared. It was another girl and a guy. All acting like toddlers.

All in Extremadura.

Extremadura = Ohio from Spain

Right leg

Left leg

Best part is that they don't hurt at all!

I'm not really sure how I managed to bruise my right leg so badly, but I'm pretty sure I did that while crawling on the bunk bed when it didn't have a mattress still. I will tell you more about the bunk bed later.

my last activity around here was on december 2022, w o w

I have to say it... Sorry if you're eating...

This afternoon, before lunch time, I had to poop so logically, I went to the bathroom.

Since I haven't had pooped in days, I was getting very annoyed by my butt constantly holding back the turd from being free, so I decided to finally go.

I couldn't take long on the bathroom because my food would get cold otherwise.

After opening the gates of hell, I told my parents that I'd flush the toilet after eating, so that's what I tried doing.

However, I was very entertained in my room, browsing apps around my phone... And then I remembered that I had to flush away the awful monster that has been building up for the past week inside my guts after being finally freed, so I just went to the bathroom without knowing I had triggered the beast that came with the turd...

At first, I did what a normal person would, press the flush button, of course, but that didn't seem to work, so I had to try the worst ever method -that I thought would work- in existence...

That's right! I picked up the toilet brush and I started to smash my turd with it!

That was the moment I unleashed the beast.

After doing that, I felt like it will finally be gone if I pressed the flush button but that just made everything worse than it was at the moment...

I turned my toilet into a giant cup full of chocolate milkshake! (with the lumps included!)

At that brief moment, I questioned all of my decisions and I also thought I summoned something out of a folklore tale, and I wasn't even prepared for the fight! My equipment was just; a dirty toilet brush, thick winter socks and lilac winter pajamas.

After all of that, I decided to flush again and then never open the toilet lid again. When I did so, I called for assistance (for the second phase, y'know...) And my mom came to the bathroom quite annoyed, and when she opened the toilet lid again... BOOM! The monster was suddenly gone! We won this battle! And when I saw that, she looked at me, mildly annoyed and she said I had to clean up the bathroom because it was actually full of crap everywhere... Literally...

Remember like a year ago (probably not but idc) when I posted a pic of my only cat? Well, now I got two of them!

So, this month, after I came from school, I saw a kitten on my parents' bed and I thought that was Kira, the OG. But then I realized something was kinda off...

It looked tiny, its fur was brighter, its face looked different and its eye color was orange.

I asked "why does Kira look so weird today?" And when I walked out of the room, I saw Kira.

I was stunned to see two cats at home, and because my mom likes Greek mythology, I decided to name this new cat Hercules (also because of his strangely big feet).

Since he was a small kitten, I didn't think that name would suit well for a baby boy, so I changed his name to Lucas for about half an hour, and because I have the trend of naming cats Russian/Japanese names, I asked my mom for a short, easy and traditionally Russian name for this new kitten, and she suggested Nikita. We liked it, so we left him as Nikita.

Here are 2 pics of my cats!

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I'm not sure, but I'm gonna tell why I feel like I have dementia.

I'm not paying much attention at school.

I feel sleepy most of the time.

I'm slowly forgetting to speak English.

My eyes are unfocusing on farther objects.

I'm doing things slowly.

I take a lot of time processing information.

Do I have it?

The title just describes this story. Besides me being able to draw very well for my age, sleep how much time I want and not scream in rollercoasters, I can also cry on command.

Sometimes, when I create fake scenarios (normally with videogame characters (?)), I sometimes make sad scenes like, someone getting VERY sick, someone dies or those things, I can actually make my voice crack a little, make a convincent frown, make my throat feel tight (like when you're about to cry), inhale quickly and repeatedly after you take a short break from crying and make my eyes more wet than normal.

My skills are very impressive, and some are even funny (like this one) so you can hire me as your voice actress and let me talk in sad scenes (lol)!

Yeah... That might sound absurd because it happ- what? i haven't even started the story? oh, my bad hehe...

So yesterday, the Spain women's handball team came to my school and we were obviously kinda surprised because, who could've expected that? And after a short question round (i was the first btw) they started to write autographs for everyone. I think you can already guess how this goes...

A guy (idk wich class he was from or what role he had at school) started handing out papers for everyone who perhaps wasn't prepared and didn't have a piece of paper by themselves. After everyone got their papers they started to quickly approach the members and ask them for autographs in big crowds, so, when i was getting close to one of the memebers, some big fat kids and a HUGE crowd pushed me so hard i fell on the ground and then i fell damping my fall with my butt.

After i fell, i silently cried and tried not to embarrass myself by trying to keep the tears in my eyes and i slowly stood up like absolutely nothing happened, but i actually felt a lot of pain in my butt.

At the end, i was luckily able to get my autograph, but it was knd of hard to go upstairs or even walk.

As i clarified at the beginning, all of this happened yesterday but, why do i clarify this again? well, mainly, because it still hurts and secondly, i had no idea who actually pushed me because they weren't even a classmate and i don't exactly remember if it was a boy or a girl or several people.

Man... I wish myself health for my poor bum :(

so i just downloaded this funny game engine i found someone using right here on newgrounds and i clicked the platformer game template

my first ever game is going to be called valentina adventure and im posting it once im finished

valentina is a legend but she will only know it once i post my game